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hoe bag

your mother.

she is a hoe bag

casey called your mother a “hoe bag”

by ally.commmmmm July 6, 2022


Hoe bag

A bag that a woman or man carries whenever they are going to meet up for a sexual encounter. It doesn’t necessarily make one a hoe, per se, but it only makes you responsible and prepared.

Before you meet up with him, pack a hoe bag just in case.

by ShugaxBear April 19, 2019


Wanker bag

A wanker bag functions like a cum rag although instead of a rag its a bag. It could be a sock.

Person A “So how’d the date go?”

Person B “It went alright, I did end up going to his apartment. His apartment was a little messy but I didn’t think that much until I found his wanker bag
Person A “So what did you do?”
Person B “I ran out of that apartment building as fast as I could obviously”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024


Bean Bag

When someone is being a waste of time, fat fuck that isn't at all amusing you with his/her large head.

"Kaylim, your being a bean bag fuck i'm going to slide tackle your Dad'

by GazzyThirdLeg September 22, 2015


glad bag

A "glad bag" is defined as an organ within the human body that does not show up on MRI/CAT SCANs or x-ray, it self-destructs during happy joyous beautiful, nice, lovely glad moments in a person's life. Science and human biology find it difficult to define or explain.

"I burst her glad bag" -

"Call me Shamu because I was wet after a burst glad bag"-
"Yo my girl had me do something with her and she immediately burst her glad bag"-
"Not even a ziploc could contain her burst glad bag"-

by defined-ignition April 8, 2022


Gas n Bag

When a male proceeds to fart in your mouth and then quickly puts his balls in your mouth.

Austin punished becky that night for her not obeying him. So austin vigorously Gas N Bagged becky until she knew who's boss.

by Famous XIII April 22, 2017


bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum

I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam

by waynestayne February 21, 2016