like-mooch

A person who posts ridiculously overused content on internet platforms that may include, but are not limited to YouTube, Twitter, and Instagram with aspirations to get large amounts of likes and/or comments. Many may resort to the use of guilt-trips or threats to achieve their fortunes, when in reality all they really want is the attention they seek. Commonly, when they are confronted for their acts of begging, they get very defensive. Not all of them mention the words, "like" or "comment". Examples:

"🤕 <------- This is Andrew

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He gets bullied everyday! 1 like = 1 bully stopped!"

"nobody:

literally no one:

not a single soul:

Ski mask: LET'S MAKE A DEAL, BITCH BE FOR REAL."

"LIKE THIS COMMENT/VIDEO OR AN EVIL WITCH WILL CURSE YOU."

"Everyone in this comment section is a like-mooch"

"This YouTuber is a like-mooch"

I like your hair

They like your hair and want to run their fingers through it while cuddling and possibly firmly grabbing it while having hardcore but passionate sex.

Person 1 "I like your hat." - Person 2 "Thanks I like your hair."

Make Like Judas

Betray someone. Sell them out. Stab them in the back. Pull a Julius Caesar on them. According to the bible, Judas was one of the twelve disciples and was the one who sold Jesus out to the Romans.

I had a feeling someone would Make Like Judas when they saw us walk into the bank with ski masks on our faces and cloth bags in our hands. Come here, you tattletale cocksucker!

You smell like you're from England!

A random insult given from a pedestrian in the game GTA San Andreas.

CJ: *standing alone on the sidewalk*
Ped with brown shirt: You smell like you're from England!
CJ: Yeah me? Look at you pathetic bitch!

joel-like

a morbidly obese man with shitty greasy poodle like hair

wow that man in McDonald's is very joel-like

Punch up like a hen

When you are able to beat something/someone that is much higher level than your abilities should allow.

Dude, I totally beat that boss, I was having to punch up like a hen to do it however!"

Like Bomb

The act of going to someone's social media (Instagram, Facebook, etc.) And liking many or all of their posts in order to spam their notification feed.

"Patrick like bombed my spam account"

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