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When your dick smells like butt or stinky asshole
I rubbed the head of my penis and it smelled like dick butt
The hair a male/female gets stuck in their butt crack after taking a shower.
She got out of the shower and pulled butt spaghetti out of her butt crack.
Melting caramel or chocolate on ones ass and then licking it until gone. You could also put the melted caramel or chocolate inside the vagina and lick it out of there.
Dude, butt indulgence is way better than just eating plain chocolate or caramel.
When you pee in someone’s butt. A pee enema.
NOT a natural solution to constipation.
“I was constipated, so my boyfriend gave me an Italian butt flush. That was a mistake.”
an unintentional call made on a cell phone while doing something else (looking for a number,checking a message)
"who was that"
"oh, it was my mom. she was trying to take a picture and she finger butt called me.
The act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a pandemic, also, the act of overcharging for toilet paper in the midst of a widespread panic
My grocery store charged me $15 for one role of toilet paper, and my attorney deemed it butt fraud.
when the person driving the car breaks wind and refuses to roll down a window
Ladasha's boyfriend committed acts of butt terrorism on a road trip.