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to be high on prescription drugs as a recreational habit or addiction.
"I scored some perc and am going to get chemical."
"I've never seen someone so chemical."
or to determine the cause of strange behavior
"Dude, are you chemical?" as opposed to drunk or mental
An explosive discharge of nesquick from your anus
“Wheres John?”
“Stuck at home getting scatty”
GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER is a lawnmover that is armed with guns bazookas miniguns and much more you name it!
RUN!! THIS GUY HAS A GET-OFF-MY-LAWNMOVER3000
When you make out with someone or tounge
Boy 1 : bro you will never guess what me and becca did at the park after u left
Boy 2 : no way did u get of with her
Boy1: yea she's a peng kisser
Becca: I'm never getting of with someone again that was the shittest kisses ever
mug-ception
it says “ get the get the get the this def on a mug mug on a mug”, right?
why are you searching “ get the get the this def on a mug mug” on urban dictionary? don’t you have homework due?
"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."
Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).