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A person who was a duche bag earlier in his life and tries to prevent others from becoming one or having relations with others who might be a duche bag by means of advice and/or guidance
Ex#1) (Younger Male Friend) Dude this expensive Lacrosse shirt will look insane on me.
(Recovering Duche Bag) Come on man, you do not need a $150 shirt to get girls you'll look like a duch bag. I should know im a recovering duche bag.
(Ex#2)(Recovering Duche Bag) You should not go out this frat boy.
(Girl) Why not?
(Recovering Duche Bag) He's duche bag and only wants in your delicates. I should know i'm a recovering duche bag.
When your doing her doggy with your buddy watching, pull out, and ejaculate while your buddy punches your balls like a speed ball.
I was hanging with this girl till she asked to beat the bag like a psychotic bitch.
Maddi Bullock is such a blobby ho bag
Blobby ho bag means - a fat whore
Bro my cunt is so out of line.... dude just get a cunt bag
I don't want to meet you if you're going to shout at me, you arse bag.
When your five bag of smack grows legs and runs away
Is that an alive five bag beating up a homeless guy?
The sorting of and storing of used, battered vaginas.
"This cougar night seems played out, I'm going to have to a lot of vagina bagging."