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I like ur mom: You are weird, and you must be joking.
Kyle: Do you like someone?
Carter: Yea.
Kyle: Who?
Carter: I like ur mom.
Kyle: 📸📸📸📸
When you are extremely upset with something
"ANDREW IM FUCKIN BENT LIKE A HARLEY"
When someone is acting like a dog and a jew at the same time
il like her pussy for some coins.
You look like ScoobyJew
The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.
Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.
Leaving a room in a comical manner.
I gotta scudoodle like a noodle bitch
A saying used to tell a client good shot when shooting redfish and missed.
The act of an ice-cream vendor hearing from the corporate masters the worst possible way to try and get you to buy into their new flavour of ice-cream. By insulting the opposition with baseless insults and rhetoric that would make members of 4chan shake their heads.
"I am always #nevertrump, it's the only way!"
"Why?"
"well, he's a racist sexist, xenophobe who hates women!"
"Where did he ever show that?"
"Oh my god! You Sexist asshole, you are so going to be put on Gawker for this!"
"Gawker doesn't exist anymore..."
"Mansplainer!!!"
"You know, I think This Tastes Like Hillary right now."