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It's not real.
I need you to lower it down.
Please stop sending me dick pics.
THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS FAKE!
To take one's virginity.
"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."
It Was One time
IWOT
Used when someone did something really disgusting/terrible/outrageous they probably regret, and wish people would stop bringing it up. "It was one time!"
(...But was it really?)
"John! I heard you got so drunk you passed out in a urinal in your own vomit with your pants down!"
"Jeezus Chris. It Was One Time!"
"Hey Carl wasn't it your sister who went code brown on a police car and lit it on fire last summer?"
"C'mon man! Leave it alone. IWOT ."
Stay for extra drinks.
e.g. an office party, you get the types of people who show face, maybe have a drink or two then leave. Whereas others 'may hang one' on til later if they're enjoying the party
"Did you hang one on at the works do last night? "
"nah, I knew was driving in the morning, so I sacked it early"
A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.
Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…
Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!
Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!