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To take an hiatus of social media (lol)
You need to get off of social media because social media hurts your eyes.
If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.
For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release
V.(Australian in origin), get to the bird is a commonly used term for getting out of the sun. It is easily substituted for other situations such as leaving an area or arriving at a party
This sun is baking me I need to get to the bird
Lets get to the bird before all the drinks are gone
Person 1: This party sucks
Person 2: We better get to the bird
Person 1: We're out
Sentance used when someone wants to make the person talking to him go away or shut up.
Dude1: Hey did you know the xbox is better than Playstati-
Dude2: Hippity hoppity get off my property
A quote used to show how if someone has done something incredibly wrong and has been exposed for it, there can be no turning it around or no escape
Person 1 : Dude cant we just move on from this??
Person 2 : No you’ve dug your own grave.
Person 3 : Like he said, “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”
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The biggest inside joke originating on tik tok.
Get anthoed.
-what does that mean?
-antho moment