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An Instagram memes that make no sense
There's a pitbull in my bag in milk
Hey what I'll say what I'm oh okay start when we finish or what it's just typing all this s*** out
When you put your partner in the jackhammer position as if you're going to jackhammer them -stretch the rectum open with both hands - straddle over them and lower your testicles into their rectum - let go of the anus so the anus closes around the testicles and then quickly stand up so your nuts pop out of the anus is called Ben wah bagging
when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down
Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*
A skanky female that has sex in exchange for bags of drugs
Kim is nothing but a bag-whore. She will bang anything with a bag
The most Brocken kid you’ll meet he’s so clapped and thinks he’s clever he hasn’t had a shower in weeks and never takes his gay jacket iff
Oh shit there’s nit bag Neil getting plowed by spendogs
1. The Description of a person who is religiously dedicated to being a douche bag
2.To behave like a certified professional douchebag
You are a liar and I'm tired of you always fucking with me I don't give a fuck about you fuck off douche bag billie
An award-winning machine that both makes eggs and bags them!
Wow, that egg bag machine is truly incredible.