Someone/Something say something “off track” in a sentence/phrase.
Don’t be a tracker-off
When you dunk your balls into a toilet filled with shit and puke that has sat there for hours and then let a girl lick it off your balls. PSLMO for short. It can be performed where any toilet is convenient, yes even at a bar toilet or even a minimart toilet
Jimmy performed The Pooper Scooper Lick Me Off on a girl named Grace. Sean did the PSLMO on Jimmy so naughtily that the world couldn't understand anything
the ratio of bookmarks to likes on a twitter post
“77 bookmarks 12 likes, dam. thats a high jerk off ratio for a simple blowjob video”
To potter - to do random aimless tasks and generally avoid doing stuff you should be doing. Procrastination.
Chippie had a hell of a lot of stuff to do but when I got home I discovered he had decided to harry one off all day and had done fuck all of any importance.
When somebody cheats and claims he/she did it legitimately, mostly used in Minecraft
How'd you get all these diamonds? Looks like you've been mining off-camera.
When chocolate is in the fridge for too long and goes stale.
The gone off chocolate tastes like mud.
To not have jerked off for a period of time (it’s getting to you)
Geeker tweakin off the Jerkocets