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a catfish gave me head

a good joke

A catfish gave me head

by gapeshot947 April 23, 2018

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Pull your head out of your ass

Stop ignoring the problems around you

Pull your head out of your ass and start doing something about obvious problems you are responsible for, you ingrate!

by krg August 21, 2007

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Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on

Sometimes abbreviated to C.U.Knob-Cock. A well known condition among young adolescent human males, though many slowly recover as they mature into normal human beings. However some extreme cases of C.U.Knob-Cock have been known to last well into a male's adult like. Although this condition is very common, cases of it many vary according to region and social groups.

Jon's a Complete and Utter Knob-head with Cocks on isn't he?

Yeah, did you see how he was talking to her? We should warn her that he's a C.U.Knob-Cock.

by alienfrompluto September 24, 2012

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I can tell by the shape of your head

A term used to suggest that someones whole life/personality can be determined merely by their appearance(The shape of their head). This is not alluding to the fact that archeologists actually can determine a lot about someone by the shape of their head; This can be done just by looking at them.

Look at yourself, I can tell by the shape of your head that you are a bitch; everyone can.

by xGUNy September 2, 2019


pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun

To masturbate onesself to and emission, usually of great and satisfying proportions.

masturbate, jerk off, rub one out, ejaculate, beat off

I saw this hot girl, but my mother was with me, so when I got home, I went to my room and blasted off by pulling the trigger on the purple headed yogurt gun.

by Holden_Magroin June 22, 2010


fuck em and feed em fish heads

This phrase is most effective when refering to some asshole (usually a boss, teacher, or other dipshit) who wants to limit your fun. Could be used in the place of Fuck him/her, screw you, fuck off, etc...

My boss said that I couldn't make monkey love to my secretary on his desk, fuck em and feed em fish heads.

by jpeezy12 June 22, 2006

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September 8th National give head day

You can give anyone head or you can receive head

" why tf are you sucking my d"

It's September 8th national give head day
Oh keep going then

by Million.dollar.pussay September 7, 2021

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