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Jeremy Cunt

4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body

Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space

Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat

by Mcdonal douglas June 8, 2024


Cunt Parent

Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.

These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.

Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??

Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus

Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent

by __banterman May 19, 2024


Meefy Cunt

An extremely gross, smelly, STD-infested vagina.

Guy 1: I met this girl last night at the bar...
Guy 2: Did you fuck her?
Guy 1: No... she had a Meefy Cunt, and I almost threw up!

by Monster13 November 9, 2016


Cunt Locker

A locker you keep cunts in

Listen Linda you're being a cunt locker, get away from my man

by thugwaffle88 January 27, 2015


cunt puttle

A little puttle of semen

Woodbey is a cunt puttle

by TAC0 Pizza JM September 24, 2017


cunt puttle

-A slang bad word
-Made in Virginia

-It means a puttle of Semen

-Seath is a no good cunt puttle!

by TAC0 Pizza JM September 24, 2017


Cunt puttle

-A puttle of Semen

-A slang bad word

-Founded in Virginia

-Seath is a huge cunt puttle.
-The boy acted like a cunt puttle

by TAC0 Pizza JM September 24, 2017