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one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger

It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"

by Kay-Cizzle April 6, 2006

40πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


National give your boyfriend head day

show your boyfriend you love him by giving him some head to celebrate this fine day.

Gf: can I give you head ?
Bf: yes
Gf: what a fine day to celebrate national give your boyfriend head day.

by seymour 87 February 6, 2023


Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga

The term "Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga" refers to a person who pretends to be your friend by smiling in your face, resembling a Kool-Aid pack.

However, behind this façade, they secretly dislike or hate you.

They employ manipulative P.H.A.N (pack head ass nigga) behavior, such as showing interest in the things you're interested in to gain your trust with the intention to scar you mentally, physically, emotionally and/or financially.

They thrive on gossiping about you and speaking ill of you behind your back, using it as a means to gain attention and popularity.

They are followers who seek refuge and protection within a crowd.

As a sign of disrespect, they address you by a name they made up or heard from someone else instead of using the name that you give them.

They lack accountability and often play the innocent or victim when confronted about their actions. Their mindset is limited, relying only on what they have heard or been programmed with.

A Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga possesses at least three of the following traits: insecurity, immaturity, ignorance, and impulsiveness.

They have a low vibrational energy, never uplifting or supporting you, and instead find amusement in your struggles while being bothered by your success.

If they cannot manipulate or use you, they will waste your time with lies and low vibratory nonsense, distracting you from your purpose.

"Dealing with a Kool-Aid Pack Head Ass Nigga is challenging as they thrive on deception, manipulation, and negativity, hindering personal growth and self development while deriving pleasure from others suffering."

by The Scarcodian Slanguage July 4, 2023

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sloppy Dog Bomb Ass Head

Means to give oral sex to the male penis. This does not include any other foreign objects.

"I forced that bitch to give me sloppy dog bomb ass head."

by Tad January 14, 2005

9πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


top notched chicken headed hoe

a bitch that think she hot but is just another silly chicken headed hoe but think she is all that.

"the girl that my cat has more hair than is a top notched chicken headed hoe that think she cute honey ur just a silly hoe"

by debcincin May 13, 2009

7πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Bill Maher Head Slam

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the GrΓ€fenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.

conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 11, 2010

12πŸ‘ 227πŸ‘Ž


raindrops are fallin on my head

Consists of laying on your back and leaning one's butt against the wall in such a way that your hips are above your head, once in this position the masturbator begins to stroke himself, and when an orgasm was achieved, semen would discharge all over one's face, mimicking the effect of raindrops falling on one's head.

One of John Wayne Gacy's favorite masturbation techniques is the raindrops are fallin on my head.

by PMoney59 December 21, 2010

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž