February 24
You have a pass to smack anyone you want only for 1 Day
I smacked his but On National Smack anyone’s butt day
Taking 2nd in a poker tournament while taking 1st in Apex
He just pulled off a Shane Butts!
when you put your thumb to your pointer finger and it makes butt cheeks
P1: YOOOO! look! I made hand butt cheeks!
P2: what the fuck is wrong with you...
This type of Butt is so enormous that when it sits down the butt takes on the characteristics of a couch. When one is looking at it the butt is mistaken for a couch when there is no couch present. Normally it belongs to a whale of large stature.
That 700 bohemian whale has a couch butt. I know I saw her sit down.
A fighting move in the sport of Keijo. Performed by spinning your hips and gaining a large amount of momentum, then jumping in the air and whipping them the other direction. This causes a massive rush of air directly towards the opponent, which if not dodged properly, sends them flying off the land (platform people play keijo on)
"Dammit, I'm about to fall off the land...
Time to use...
VACUUM BUTT CANNON!!!!"
(noun) A more severe form of punishment for Butt Funnel. To be reserved for the very worst of offences.
Your offence is so heinous, you have been sentenced to a... Quadruple Butt Funnel
When you bust a fat load in your girls butthole after her eating Mexican food and the nut mixes with the explosive diarrhea. and leaks out on the bed
Dude she leaked butt juice all over the bed.