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A cheap Chinese knock-off of Jack in the Box.
Where do you want to eat?
John in the Bag.
Uh, you mean Jack in the Box.
No, John in the Box, the superior restaurant.
Okay partna' keep snitchin' out here...you gon' find yourself bagged up!
“Bagged Up” is a phrase that you use when you have a decent or comfortable amount of money on you or in your bank account on a short term basis.
Can also be used to refer to having a good amount of pretty much anything you see valuable at the time.
“Just wait. Come payday, I’ll be bagged up again.”
Hym "Ok, I'll stop 😆"
Iam "Hey, where did all our trash bags go?"
Hym "Huh? I donno."
Iam "We had 2 almost full boxes."
Hym "I bet those bastards who cam over stole them."
Iam "No way? Would they seriously do something like that?"
Hym "What is with people stealing our shit all the time!? We can't catch a break!"
Iam "Seriously, who does that!?"
When a woman fantasy of fucking on an air plane is expressed by jumping onto a man and girating violently; causing the cabin compartments to open.
She wanted to be a part of the mile high club so bad she pulled a California duffle bag
A "Poop Bag Fail" refers to a situation where a dog poop bag tears or rips, resulting in the dog owner inadvertently coming into contact with their dog's waste on their hands and fingernails. Some of the newer dog bags are constructed from compostable materials that are thinner, lacking the sturdiness and durability typically associated with traditional poop bags.
The dog owner experienced another Poop Bag Fail after sensing a warmth and moisture through the poop bag, only to discover a significant tear in the bag.