Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back
January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel
“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”
Used to express quantity. Can be used in anything with numbers
Dude, its like a dollar degrees outside.
How much is that worth? Like a dollar.
Notice her ass? Its like a dollar
How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch
When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.
Nothing will keep me from vacation. Dirty shirts are going to happen. So is my going on vacation.
Off I go on vacation like a dirty shirt!
When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm
Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution
A phrase to describe someone or something that is cooler than most, taken from the ice cold snack known as freezypops......which are pretty damn cool temperature-wise.
"Where'd you get them shades, kid!? They be freezy like pops!"
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