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National Give Elliot Head Day

He asked for head so he want it.

National Give Elliot head day is meant for the best minnie of minnies

by EllyMickey November 13, 2020

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


National Give a Teacher Head Day

basically go crazy, change that D by succing that D, and baam you got an A

Brian: Lena, I swear there’s nothing weirder than β€˜National Eat Your Dog Day’

Lena: Ohhhh, wait til you hear about β€˜National Give A Teacher Head Day’

by lenauchiha September 25, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Dios head x Jonathans body

Uwu, Dio steals jonathans body and it super great and amazing. If you dare act against this ship I will turn your pelvis to dust and slap your back and kick you in the knee. Don't doubt this stuff and love it <3

DIo> uwu your body is so sexy

Jonathan> uwu, yes my head Dios head x Jonathans body for life bitches

Random guy> REVERSE JESUS BITCH

by Stalin our amazing god December 6, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Head

How many people end their lives. Used mainly by people who have listened to too much emo. Can also be used by people who have had to endure many long hours of Mr. James Hartman's class, or sit through Ms. Rheude's band.

Goddamn! I'm so sick of this shit! I think it's time for me to kill myself. I shall utilize a Colt .45 Automatic pistol, and this should effectively create what the medical examiner would refer to as a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

by The retarded fucking dog. May 2, 2005

25πŸ‘ 105πŸ‘Ž


i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

by WilliamTaylor December 13, 2007

32πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


im gonna touch an guitar in your head

complete nonsense

Eric: You're drunk, go home.
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok

by aaronehhh March 11, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


give ur bf/gf head day

May 14th, a worldwide day where you give your significant other head for at-least an hour.

give ur boyfriend or girlfriend head please cause its give ur bf/gf head day

by BigDickDaddy37 May 13, 2022