First Cunt

For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.

"CUNT!"
"...hummm, 08:45... that's an early 'First Cunt'... today is going to be a bad day.

Jeremy Cunt

4'10 Wide, Mount everest, Titanic, A large celestial body

Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space

Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat

Cunt Parent

Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.

These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.

Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??

Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus

Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent

Meefy Cunt

An extremely gross, smelly, STD-infested vagina.

Guy 1: I met this girl last night at the bar...
Guy 2: Did you fuck her?
Guy 1: No... she had a Meefy Cunt, and I almost threw up!

Cunt Locker

A locker you keep cunts in

Listen Linda you're being a cunt locker, get away from my man

cunt puttle

A little puttle of semen

Woodbey is a cunt puttle

cunt puttle

-A slang bad word
-Made in Virginia

-It means a puttle of Semen

-Seath is a no good cunt puttle!