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Baby microwave describes a person who has had really sexy burns from a microwave when he was 4.
Random guy: Dude that guy looks like a *baby microwave*
Other guy: I know!
When a group of people gathers in a large crowd to look at a baby
When Trinny brought her son Henry to the concert, there was a massive baby crowd.
Bfb: noun, (B-F-B) - arguably the worlds first bro toddler, universally renowned as the greatest drink toast champion of all time and party ambassador. (Commonly associated w/the KOS) also see escape artist, also see Cookie Monster slayer
Damn big fat baby is killing it in breezy today
An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.
The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"
Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.
When you save up hot sauce packets in a paper bag. When you have enough that it weighs the same amount as a baby, You have made a salsa baby.
Y'all need to get that Diablo Sauce from the Salsa Baby. OK sugar?
An individual whom breaks into the disposal area of an abortion clinic with a suicide vest, rolls themselves into the midst of the remains and detonates their life in protest.
Did you hear about the baby bomber incident last week?