There’s no place like Gibraltar

An oftentimes sarcastic phrase used to mockingly state how great somewhere is when in reality it is the opposite.

‘Hey man, how was your trip home?’

‘Oh you know how it is, nothing going on back there’

‘There’s no place like Gibraltar amirite’

talk to me if you like me

im in my nikes

talk to me if you like me im in my nikes yo ex is not talkin nicely he wanna fight me

Shredded Like Mini Wheats

Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.

Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.

Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.

Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.

POCKET LIKE

POCKET LIKE
ˈpäkət-līk

preposition

1. touching the LIKE button while in a small bag sewn into or on clothing so as to form part of it, used for carrying small articles.
2. touching oneself inappropriately through the front of the pants

E.G. 1 - I just pocket liked something on Facebook by accident.

E.G. 2 - I just picked liked something in my pants, and its my penis.

like paddy

When someone has greasy flat hair.

Becky has hair like paddy.

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

Bangin like a boomer

When you have sex with many different women within a period of about one month

Jasper: yoooo Luke I heard you were Bangin like a boomer recently!
Luke: yea I hope I didn’t get any std’s!