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Choking

Choking is when you anticipate an incredible performance but actually fail miserably. Everyone expects you to win but you choke, you are a loser.

Reece Walsh makes his state of origin debut tonight, he will be choking. QLD players love to choke in big sporting moments.

by kalumbwc May 30, 2023


Chain choke

The act of reaching multiple (self-induced) ejaculations consecutively without removing one’s hand from the penis, nor breaking tempo.

In other words, you ‘choke the chicken’ in the same way you would chain-smoke cigarettes.

My mate Cloudy has been chain choking all morning and now he’s running late to work because of all the clean up.

He needs to lay off the chain choke before it gets out of hand.

by TobyFromNewport January 27, 2025


Choked

(Verb) Australian slang used to describe the act of vomiting after smoking weed

Ron. Bro I choked so hard last night
Bob. You need to get help

by GiraffeLover444 October 12, 2022


Choked

Marty playing pickleball

Marty was up 8-2 and choked against Ted

by Snyderspyder April 23, 2024


choke on rocks

choking on rocks is basically saying go smoke crack until you choke or drown in it.

i told that sleezy whore to go choke on rocks

by twink; December 5, 2008


Choke Knoll

Another name for Oak Knoll because every time they talk it sounds like they have dick in their mouth.

Did you hear Helen? She must be from Choke Knoll because her voice sounds like she’s sucking dick

by icechick77 July 15, 2018


french choke

A variation of french cuff, however the gag reflex is purposely initiated in intervals while performing the french cuff.

My dear chap, you must hear what happened the other night... While Charlene was carrying out her nightly french cuff upon my shaft and berries, she subsequently began gagging and hacking uncontrollably and in frighteningly durational intervals and she did so all with an indelible grace that no man could deny her some semblance of reciprocation once she had wrapped up her wonderful performance of what we can only call, a french choke.

by bonzogoda November 2, 2011