you're mom gay

The term "you're mom gay" can be used for many things such as calling someone gay, but to make it a more original joke, putting their mom in the business aswell.

Yo, Jared, Steve just said that you're mom gay! Hahaha!!!

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you're the man now dog

An interjection praising the quality of the dog (i.e. person, generally male) in question, with reference to a recent noteworthy accomplishment.

"I vowed never to visit www.yourethemannowdog.com again 2 months ago and I'm still clean!"

"2 months without inane net comedy like that. You're the man now, dog!"

"AAAAAAAH!

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shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.

Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.

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you're the nig to my nog

what two black people say to eachother when they are in love

shaniqua: you're the nig to my nog
tyrese: thank

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You're welcome big Delton

A commonly used phrase in America, specifically the midwest

Dani: Ah cheers big ears!
Blake: You're welcome big Delton

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you're the piss in my pants

used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends

Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants

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You're gonna get that sometimes

It is a response to any statement. Often where the person being told the statement doesn't care about it.

Tony says, "Hey Matt, I just got hit by a bus." Matt responds, "You're gonna get that sometimes"

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