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Someone generally, but not always, of Jewish decent. Often has no shame in stealing from friends for minor financial gains. Willing to lie, connive and back stab for their own personal gain. Stingy in nature.
person 1: Dude, why did you just steal 50 cents out my change jar?
friend of person 1: What are you talking about? Why would I do that?
person 1: I just saw you do it with my own eyes. Empty your pockets!
<friend of person 1 empties his pockets, 50 cents falls out>
person 1: My god you are such a j-rat
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Rat testicles are good for my salad montgomery while shitting down an infants throat
Woaaaaahhh dooood, rat testicles in my genital jamboree
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A person inside your office that reports anything and everything done at work that you or your coworkers could get in trouble for.
"I'm pretty sure Lisa is a Cubical Rat. She saw me checkin out that chicks page you sent me yesterday and now i have a meeting with the Boss Lady."
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a demoralized, corrupt, thieving person.
- You alley rat! I want my money back !!!
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1. 1. A person (usually a female) who exhibits a trashy or triflin demeanor. Their appearance and hygiene is usually unkempt and they are very promiscuous and often don’t use protected sex. They can be aggresive and are usually found in the “ghetto” (a car wash or park) or other poor environments (usually on the front porch) being unproductive to society living off Gov. aid. These type people are content with how they live and enjoy getting high and drunk on a regular bases. A female hood rat will be dressed wearing: store brought, colored, contact lenses, house shoes or flip flops; a nappy, blond or red weave; tasteless, faded and cut-up short shorts, a revealing top or jersey dress, and plastered with tattoos of baby daddies. A male hood rat will be dressed wearing: a funk that will knock your socks off; an Xtra long white dirty t-shirt big enough to cover a bed mattress; big heavy duty boots or 100 dollar tennis shoes (he probably spent his entire check to buy) and a plaque infested gold grill. Not all black people act like that, neither do people who live in impoverished environments! Some of them want out!
1. Did you see Shaniqua at the park yesterday girl? Umm hmm, she looked a hot mess dancing in front of all those guys with that skirt on with no panties in the middle of winter, a hood rat!
2. Dude, Dexter smelt so bad in the club the other night, high as hell, jumping around with that t-shirt on covered in ketchup stains trying to fight everybody who walked through the door. He a hood rat; you couldn’t pour class on his big lipped ass.
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When a dude stretches his scrotum tightly to one testicle and displays it. He could put it right next to a sleeping person's face, for instance. You could also just tightly wrap it to two testicles.
Dude, get your rat brain out of my face.
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When one takes a crap on a rat and then throws it at a girl. Before throwing the rat, one often spins it while holding the tail and then throws it.
Guy 1: Ooooh shit, whats wrong with that girl?
Guy 2: Ewww man, she looks like she was crap rat'd all night.
Example 2:
Guy 1: That broad is a bitch
Guy 2: You know what she needs?
Guy 1: Whats that guy 2?
Guy 2: That bitch needs to get brought back down to earth with a few crap rats to the face.
Guy 1 and 2: Let's go get some rats
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