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When her pussy looks like a sandwich you'd get at Arby's.
So how did Netflix and Chill go?
-Bro, she has the meats 😵
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Woman who lives by her own home grown passions and beliefs, typically has a tune bouncing through her head, always has one on the car radio. Car is generally not hoity toity. A Mitsubishi or other which shows she thinks for herself and doesn't follow. She is aware of the male onlookers and that she is total MILF material, but still drives away with indifference bopping to her freshly ripped CD playing only what she wants to hear.
Mixes well with everybody but some how feels apart.
My totally mitsu-she-blee 40 something friend didn't have time to celebrate her birthday. She grooved through the day rollerblading, rearranging her furniture, shoe shopping and going for ice cream with her teenagers.
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When a girl gives you head and deep throats it all to where there is nothing left.
I took that girl home from the bar last night and she ate the bones
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When a girl is hot, and usually untouchable. It relates to yourself imagining having sex with her and she is loving it.
'Woah, did you see her? She LOVES the cock!'
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I was eating Bosco Sticks which happen to be a really greasy food for those of you who don't know and this is the conservation...
me: (holding Bosco Stick(yeah stick that's what she said) and watching the grease drip out
friend 1: it's leaking
friends 2: squeeze it
friends 3: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
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From the sitcom Friends.
Phoebe talking complete nonsense, exclaiming that Rachel is Ross' lobster and their suppose to grow old together.
nicole trying to use the 'she's your lobster line on me'
nicole: you're my lobster
me: WTF?
nicole: you know, off friends?
me: uhh no...
nicole: =/
me: owned!
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a woman who flies in and has sex with all of your friends.
man, that shellane is being a winged she-whore right now!
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