July 20

National Dont Give Birth Day

Susan- "Hey im about to have labor right now,"
Mark- "Dont, its national dont give birth day on July 20, do it tomorrow."

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4/20

one of the most bullshistic "holidays" ever. Its the 20th day of April and is when a bunch of stoners get high.

its the gayest holiday ever because if you already get high every day then what the point? like celebrating the 4th of july so what is the fucking point of celebrating 4/20

stoner: heyy man tomorows 4/20 im so exited duhhhhhhh

regular person: wait are you high right now?

stoner: yeah duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

regular person: wtf then whats the point? its like opening christmas presents early. its just messes up the whole feeling of the holiday.

stoner: hey look a bee duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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October 20

A day to celebrate big dick energy

I can't wait for October 20 to celebrate my big pp

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Feb 20

Expose LORY day is feb 20 where you get the worse pictures of her that you can and post it on her birthday 😋.-her boy bestfriend 💚

On feb 20 do it

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November 20

The day you have to give your friend named Tyler $20.

“Tyler” Guess what day it is

“Everybody” Dang, it’s November 20th
“Tyler” Pay up

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21-20

The score in which the Sals Gals were beaten by their rivals, the st. Marks Spartans. A constant reminder that we are better than the four year sausage fest known as sallies.

Last night St Marks football celebrated 21-20 by throwing an epic party, while sallies were beaten and then raped by their coaches and fathers.

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May 20

National day to give Daniel your pussy

Daniel: Its may 20th you know what that means?
Gf: you get to get dis pwussssssssy

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