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Lady feminists want to be treated equally, until they are.
And then she was all like: "How could you treat me like that... I'm a woman!"
Feminist Catch-22, amrite?
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Something where you cannot win or lose on.
Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.
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When 11 men come at you and teabag you all at once. Thus you "catch 22" balls in your mouth. Originated from the literary ignorance of a friend and the twisted perversion of the writer.
"Hey Patrick, want to catch 22?"
"Sure!"
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Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.
Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!
Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.
Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!
March 22 2022, is a day where the asteroids align and is considered a doomsday-like 24 hours. Anything you can ever imagine will happen and you won’t be able to stop it. March 22, 2022, is a day in which you cannot live with fear, but rather with preparation. Brace yourselves, because nobody has a clue what’s about to happen.
“Oh no! Today is March 22 2022. I hope nothing awfully strange happens…”
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The date when the Pop-Punk band, My Chemical Romance, broke up.
Yesterday was March 22, and it reminded me of when My Chemical Romance broke up in March 22, 2013.
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It's a Tuesday......or should I say......2's DAY!
Person 1: Hey, what's today's date?
Person 2: its February 22, 2022
Person 1: OMG! It's 2's day!
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