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Bitch Text

When someone (usually a girl) sends you one or multiple text messages bitching at you for something he/she would never verbalize face to face.

Katie sent me multiple bitch texts last night after learning I had forgotten to call her back, which seemed to hint at her real anger towards Mike, who had just broken up with her.

by Jingle Heimer Jo August 12, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Text Fighting

Having a disagreement and arguing via text messages. Usually occurs when a cowardly guy avoids hearing his girls voice yelling at him over the phone.

Meg: What happen last night?!

Joyce: Jim lied about going out with his friends last night. He wouldnt pick up his phone so we started Text Fighting.

by Nate dg January 8, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


text jew

Someone who does NOT have unlimited texting and atteps to get the entire message into one tiny text or uses someone's, other than their own, to text freely.

Bob: *Looks at phone... 3 texts left*
Bob: HEY! sally! hand me your phone so i can text joe.
Sally: Uh... sure but i only have a couple of texts left.
Bob: Don't worry, i already went over my limit.
Sally: ... you're such a text jew.

by omgara May 14, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Screening a text

When you receive a text on your phone and you read it on your lock screen but don't open it in messages.

I was screening a text from bob, he is so annoying!

by Azjdnckc May 10, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


desperate texting

The act of sending a forwarded text to everyone on your contacts saying something like heeyy whuttssupp!?!?! because you have nothing better to do than talk to people you probably dont give a shit about because no one ever texts you first.

(text from Jenny): fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: fwd: HEYY WHUTTSUUPP!?!?!

(a group of 5 girls at a party hear their phones go off at the same time)
Minnie: goddamn Jenny needs to stop fucking desperate texting us all the time.

by ycnan si eman ym February 19, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sleep Texting

an quasi-medical diagnosis justifying an impulsive behavior that is regretted the next day. considered by men as the perfect excuse for justifying seemingly inappropriate behavior or for stopping a perceived rejection by females.

11:30pm, Mike texts with a "platonic", opposite sex friend:

"Joy, send me dirty pics."
"Um, ladies don't go first."
"How do I know you'll do it?"
"You don't."
(Mike sends uncensored pics of his dick.)
"Thank you."

The following day, Mike EMAILS Joy:

"I want to clear up yesterday. I was drunk, and tired, and fell asleep. I woke up to my phone vibrating, and it was you responding to messages that I don't remember sending. Asking for pics? No joke, I was SLEEP TEXTING. So I apologize for all of that and for being out of line. It makes me nervous because I've never done that before! What if I SLEEP TEXT someone that I shouldn't, and I get kicked out of school?"

by Lily64015 January 25, 2012

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


text me

it means either to send you a message online or thought the cellphone.

"text me tonite!"

by XBD May 15, 2004

52๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž