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the most brainwashing, horrible, band ever.
a band that automatically signed themselves to Disney, just so they will get fangirls and can get undeserved appreciation for their wanna-be imitation of music.
mostly loved by girls from ages 7-15.
Why anyone 13+ would like them is beyond me, but some people just haven't heard good music.
Girl1: im lyke going 2 the jonas brothers showw 2nitee!!!!!11111
Girl2: omg no wayy rlyyy????// i wannanna go soooooo bad 2 !!!!11
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A rather slimey waste that happens when you get addicted or like stupid things such as Hannah Montana, Disney Channel and High School Musical 2.
It makes a "ploosh" noise while coming out of your backside.
"EEW! There where Jonas Brothers in the toilet!! Who didn't flush?"
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When used as a noun, the Jonas Brothers, also known as the Jotards, are a band compiled of three ugly cavemen who try their hands at singing.
However, being unable to speak properly (as they are cavemen going through puberty,) they produce something similar to the sound of a drowning whale.
When used as an adjective, Jonas Brothers may also refer to an unpleasent sight or sound.
(When used as an adjective)
Sam's voice sounded like the Jonas Brothers on stage with a microphone.
Nails on a chalkboard remind me of the Jonas Brothers.
Emerging from the hallway was a horrible man more unsightly than the Jonas Brothers.
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The act of multiple males using one toilet at the same time to unirate. Generally requires the men the share a very close connection, either by blood or by fraternity.
(Multiple males at party) I've got to piss. Me too. Me too. Brother's pee.
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bunch of gay bitches that murdered music, shitted on it's remains, and ate it's cock
also they are they pretend to be christian but in real life they worship satan and are part of the KKK
don't listen to their garbage because if you do, you'll go to hell
Music listener1: Jonas brothers, huh i wonder what's so special?
(gunshot)
5 minutes later
Music listener2: Hey Paul i got some- Oh my god Jonas Brothers
(gunshot)
Music listener 1 and 2 R.I.P.
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gay young men who have a crappy talent - joe jonas- nerd nick jonas- went solo and is now in a band nick jonas and the adminastration kevin jonas- just married and is very stupid they are all singers and actors in there show "jonas"
"The Jonas Brothers have a gay talent"
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Bunch of faggot wannabes who live off of their late grandfather John Gotti's name and their good looks. They have their own stupid reality television show called Growing Up Gotti.
1. The Gotti sons are a disgrace to all real Italians
2. Italian 1: Hey the Gottis are real time mobsters.
Italian 2: Bull shit. I heard those pussies got their asses kicked by some guy for hitting on his girlfriend. What wannabes.
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