Look at that dirty little prick over there scratching his arse, he must have Bum Grubs (ass maggot or arse maggot). He laid a turd and it was crawling with Bum Grubs.
A PERSON WHO IS A DIRTY,NASTY PROMISCUOUS BITCH.
EW, LOOK AT THAT GIRL! SHE IS SUCH A BUM SKEEZY!
Bum twinkle. It's where your asshole gets a itch on your inner rim!
Look at that mans bum twinkle
A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.
If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.
When sweat, stray bum hairs and poo from not wiping properly merge together to form a congealed crust like substance known as Bum Rind. This substance often smells of cheese, poo and shame.
"damn boy dont you wiope your arsehole ? Smells like a moudly drop kicked dog shit in here."
"My my, what a fine organic vintage of bum rind. It will go perfectly with these crackers and chutney."
A person who swaggles (see swaggle ) the liquid or paste like material that is excreted from another person, or animals bum.
Droot is a long time bum swaggler. she learned from her bum swaggling mother.
Asking someone for a cigarette.
1: Hey man can I bum a dart?
2: Sure *hands cigarette*
1: Thanks man