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(NOUN) Origin:Fremont CA. Also know as "GK". A male of Glenmoor residency, most commonly known to be white, and to supply themselves with an endless amount of booze, and or types of illegal paraphernalia. Known to wear Sperry's Top Siders, as well as Nike Janoski's, maybe even with such apparel as a polo, khaki pants/shorts, maybe a long with a North Face jacket.
*If ever in need of such person, either follow the trail of pool water that may follow closely behind, or make way to the senior benches*
History:
-For many are in fact a "GK" yet only one is know to have actually BRANDED himself with the so-called title of "GK", which is know to be found on his gluteus maximus, for this is only known by word of mouth. Pictures have surfaced, yet have been kept under extreme surveillance.
-Source of many broken hearts, and well remembered drunken incidents.
For if one was to attend Glenmoor Elementary, he is to be given the title of a Glenmoor King.
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A man with a hot body but an unattractive face.
"That guy's such a king prawn - nice body, shame about the head."
"Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch: he's a king prawn"
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The king of Koen, a small region in Eastern Africa. Wears a magic hat and drinks the semen of virgins.
Tourist #1: Did you see the Koen King?
Tourist #2: Yeah, he drank my semen.
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The gyspy king is back to smash every dosser in the boxing ring and teach them how to box like real men.
The gyspy king is back.
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King Crimson is a based person that most people don’t like because he can be yhhh uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh.
King Crimson is uhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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A drinking game requiring two 6-sided dice, a cup, a lot of alcohol and people. The best amount of people is 4-6. More are welcome, but it takes a while for the dice to make it around the circle. There are a lot of rules, so it takes a couple rounds to get used to everything, but once the game starts going, it's very fun. The rules are as follows:
Dice Kings
This game is in an experimental, testing process. All rules are susceptible to changes at any time, so feel free to jot down some suggestions.
Objective & Rules:
„X The object of this game is to be the first team to reach 6 points. If a team gets more than 6 points, then that team goes back down to 4 points and each member of that team must drink.
„X What you need: 2 dice, 1 cup, and some way to ¡§tag¡¨ someone
„X Players are divided into 2 teams and placed in a 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, etc¡K sitting pattern
„X The dice are rolled once, then passed to the left
„X If someone throws up, that team¡¦s points are lost
„X If someone rolls a die off the table, everyone pours a little of their own drink into one cup, and the die loser must drink the new beverage (if both dice fall off of the table, then the roller must do this twice)
* ¡§Never Have I Ever¡¨ house rule: Once one person has 5 fingers down, e
veryone else must drink as many times as they have fingers up.
When one rolls double:
1s. Everyone but the roller drinks
2s. Choose: You ¡§tag¡¨ someone that must drink every time that you drink
(this rule is ignored during Waterfalls). Someone tagged cannot be tagged by another person.
3s. 2 points for the roller¡¦s team
4s. All of the girls drink
5s. Roller must remove one article of clothing/ ¡§Never Have I Ever¡¨ *
6s. All of the guys drink
When one doesn¡¦t get doubles, but rolls a combination equaling:
3. 1 point for the roller¡¦s team
4. The roller chooses who drinks
5. Last to touch his/her own nose drinks
6. Person to the left drinks
7. Heaven (Last to put his/her arms up drinks)
8. Person to the right drinks
9. Roller drinks once
10. Waterfall
11. Roller drinks twice
Eamon, Dawson, Dave and Shane
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I once heard the late George Carlin at a live performance reel off hundreds of witty slang synonyms for masturbation, but his final entry, and the punchline for his entire performance, was,
"Crowning the King."
I thought it was the funniest.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! Prince Andrew! How much longer are you going to be in there?
Prince Andrew: Just a little while longer, Grand Mum.
Queen Elizabeth II: Prince Andrew! You are not endevouring to masturbate in there, are you?
Prince Andrew: Of course not, Grand Mum--I'm Crowning the King!
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