A group of female socially retarded halfwits, who have terribly boring home lives,and no real life friends
Muff 2.. Merkins,Recluse, Hermit, Losers
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A man who is so deep into muff he requires waders to keep dry from the knees up.
Adam was banging so much 21 year tang, his bros suggested he buy a pair of muff waders to keep dry.
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the art of pleasuring a woman with excess vagina fat that is stored in the abdomen, but still looks bangin.
bro, i was just muff-diving the shit out of your mom until your dad walked in and showed me up
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A muff diver is another word for a lesbian. It does not always refer to oral sex, it is just a derogatory term for a lesbian or someone that you are calling a lesbian to be harsh, when they are not.
'she is a muff diver'
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Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...
She was a trained muff diver.
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Are you talking about my family?!" "Your f***ing muff cabage!
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