you're slow in the head like a big pizza pie

Someone that is not very smart.
Someone that does something stupid.
Someone who is mentally challenged.

Billy: Horses don't have hooves until the farmer nails them on.
Jack: So, what do they have before that?
Billy: Feet?
Jack: ... You're slow in the head like a big pizza pie!

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looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

code for "check out the slut"

as stated by Angela from The Office

Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?

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"Slow-down your shutter, your overlaoding me" ("Tsamtsem, ata lo ba-li tov" in Hebrew)

Originated from contemporary spoken Hebrew, it defines a situation where an agitated person, most probably with a splitting head-ache, hang-over or before his first morning cofee, is asking another to calm down, don't use verbose sentences, speak slower or not to overload his aching head with issues that requires listening, thinking or focusing.

This phrase, originating from a leading Israeli comedy show, is well curved in contemporary spoken language and it means (in a free translation): - "slow down your shutter, your "homing in" on me in an overloading manner".

Gesture-aware people most often accompany this phrase with an overdramatic facial expression of a person abrupting his 1-hour sleep after having an awful hang-over, by some woody-allen style geek who lightens up the room and asking him if he read about the new star names EL-12141 reently discovered in our solar system.

You have just broken up with your girlfriend, and you have a splitting headache after a long night of non-fruitful pick-up bar road-show, and you have just been awaken your MBA roomate who opens your room windows wide, turns on the music loudly, and tells you in a patronizing voice "look at you, I am going to take care of you. Do you want me to prepare you an organic Soya drink? and then, we can practice some Yoga, and then..."

You then bluntly, with a suffering voice, eyes half-shut,your right hand blocking the rude sunlight coming from the windows, looking at him and, right before falling asleep again, saying "Tsamtsem, ata lo ba-li-tov".

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Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”

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stupid slow

anyone or thing, such as a process, or procedure that takes any given elongated wait of time that shouldn't .

Its gonna take me an extra hour to get there, traffic is stupid slow right now.

Dumb slow

When you are retarted at times and can’t think straight.

Dumb slow people that don think right are in slow classes

Easton's slow

Slowest man on earth he should just kill him self now cause he's parents stopped loving him causae of how slow he is

Easton's slow