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A place created to torture students. Unlike the ever entertaining science class, which very fun and we play games to renew our attention spans in, we sit and do nothing but add. I don't KNOW what Y is. Why are you asking me, math? I would very much like to use my math book as an archery target.
In science:
Teacher: Alright guys, stand up. Were going to play trench warfare!
Everyone: SWEEET!
In math class:
Teacher: b+42/pi-4,679.333333333*14. Find X
Me: Oh this will be easy*Grabs calculator*
Teacher: No calculators
Me: SERIOUSLY! ...*Daydreams*
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When alcohol is bought at the store for a group of people by one person and there is a dispute over how much change should be returned. The receipt is then presented and the group does the beer math to determine the correct change to be given back.
Josh: Dude, where is my change at?
Adam: There is none. I used all the money you gave me.
Josh: There is no way a case of beer cost 20 bucks.
Michael: Guess we have to get the receipt out and do the beer math.
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1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them
2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event
1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.
2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"
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The name of a parody app math game inspired by quick maths meme 2+2 is 4-1 is 3 quick maths!
Yo u played quick maths? mad addicting ass game.
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the place to learn mathematics, such as addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, algebra, geometry, trigonometry, calculus, modern algebra, and others.
although its true, jackass, that i have never used calculus in a supermarket, i do use it and trigonometry in my 3d animation work and programming, making more in a day that you do all year flipping burgers
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The reason I'm running out of pencils.
Bro! I have so much math homework tonight, but all my pencils are worn out.
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the class i do homework for in between classes, on the bus, or during lunch. easy stuff, but very tedious..
u have to do the same shit three hundred times a day, then do it the next day cause ur cunt face teacher cant just specially help people who dont get it. the WHOLE class has to do 9 pages everyday.
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