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The type of hair style that about 97.8 percent of all males in the state of Alabama have. This hair style is clearly identified by the sweeping nature of the hair that covers the majority of the forehead(usually to the right). This is usually a direct result of incest and anyone outside the state of Alabama that has this hair style 90 percent of the time are homosexual.
Wow! did you see those frat guyat the party? They all were rockin the Alabama Sweep. Fuckin fags.
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1. When an old lady sits on your face and you eat her ass, or vagina
2. Bathing in old lady juices linked to scafle
Aww man, your grandma walked in on me jacking it last night, and got the wrong impression, she gave me an Alabama Mammy!
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after shitting in a person's ass, you proceed to fuck their asshole
"I Alabama Burritoed my cousin after we ate some hot and spicy Mexican Food."
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when you're having sex and you get spun around 360 degrees while being penetrated.
"Oh my god, Jimmy gave me an Alabama windmill last night and i came twice"
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1. A sex act in which the two parties partake in intercourse in a rickety, old, outhouse in an abandoned trailer park of Alabama while one party is mid-shit and the other party is distraught from the lack of toilet paper in the said outhouse.
2. A card game.
Man #1= Holy shit, I hope the girl i just had an Alabama Crapdangle with is legal!
Man #2= Doubt it, she didn't even look like she had drawn a pair yet.
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An Alabama cocktail is when you go behind the shed or to the family barn with a male, blood relative and very slowly undo their pants and jack them off till they are fully erect. Then you proceed to stick their fully erect phallus in your mouth. You swirl their dick in your mouth till its nice and wet, and then gently begin to rim your asshole with it. For the best effect your poop-cutter should be unwashed and freshly used. After getting a fair amount of your excrement on your brother/dad/uncle's pecker, you stick it back in your mouth and suck until they ejaculate.
Alan's mother: Hey Alan, want to go to the barn and give me an Alabama cocktail? I haven't had one since yesterday.
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When you insert pot into a condom. Stick it on your penis and in the vagina. While smoking the pot out of the condom if boy you stick penis into girls vagina or if girl you put it over a penis. In the process you must move up and down to have pot all round the geneitles Once you feel as if the process is done you take the condom off. Put more pot in it and put back on penis and or vagina and do the same thing. After that you are done. If you get pregnant there is a 95% chance that you baby will be a crack addict by age 4. Note this process is hard but not impossible. You should feel happy when it is done. If you are not happy you have to keep doing the process again until you are happy. You cannot stop in the middle of the process because it can cause penis cancer or vagina cancer. Not genitle cancer. Penis or vagina cancer
I am so happy today from our Alabama waffle last week. To bad I am pregnant.
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