Consume thy anus

Essentially eating ass but very courteous and elegant

Martha would you kindly let me consume thy anus

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Knights of the round anus

Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.

Sir Elton John and Sir Ian McKellen are both knights of the round anus.

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My anus is bleeding

A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.

Person 1- Dude...your anus is bleeding.
Person 2- I know...yay! My anus is bleeding!!!

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tickles your anus

A derogatory synonym for the phrase, "Floats your boat," used to make fun of homosexuals.

Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."

Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."

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Anus After Burn

The burning feeling the anus receives after a piece of poop that is wide enough to stretch the anus. The feeling can evoke arousal and discomfort, the butt cheeks of a weaker willed person may need to be raised

Joe: oh here she comes.... Oh that burns....why is my dick hard? What an anus after burn

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Anus Fly Trap

When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.

"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"

butt crack of anus

Like the butt crack of Dawn, but more literal.

Dawn doesn’t have a butt crack, but an anus does

My damn alarm woke me up at the butt crack of anus