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When you eat your own nails and they happen to be quite intact during digestion and then scratch the insides of of your asshole when you unload your ass and it fucking hurts.
Guy 1: Hey I got a Shredded Asshole last night!
Guy 2: Yeah... That's fucking great to know
Guy 1: But instead of hurting, it gave me an orgasm.
Guy 2: Why am I your friend?
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A tumblr asshole-a common phrase, is used when describing someone who first, compliments someones blog, and then asks for a promo directly after.
askersurl: omg I LOVEEEEE your blog p4p?!?!
messagereceiversurl: omg, your such a tumblr asshole.
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Outright-assholism is the practice of being an outright asshole. Not to be confused with it's antithetical art form known as subtle-assholism.
The term was coined in an essay titled "The Middle Class Renaissance: Otherwise Known As The Rise of Subtle-Assholism" to express the opposing force of assholism in the world today, to the up and coming force of subtle-assholism.
1. His outright-assholism was manifested in his repeated position of calling everyone a little bitch, and by reving his car engine on his lowered and air-bagged S-10.
2. He decided to manifest his mastery of outright-assholism by cutting people off in traffic, and blasting his loud music in an attempt to seem "cool".
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Mustang Asshole believes that they own the road, and have the fastest car on the planet. Doesn’t matter if their car is a stripped-down version, or has thousands of dollars put into engine performance; Mustang Asshole is simply Mustang Asshole. Mustang Asshole believes any auto racing movie should be nominated for an Oscar. Mustang Asshole often overinflates the amount of horsepower they tell each other they have, because they know that in reality, they will never race their cars and prove it. They LOVE to sit at stoplights and rev the engine, even if they can only race one city block before the next stop sign or stop light. Mustang Asshole usually is wearing sunglasses (no matter day or night) and often sports a backwards baseball hat and a thin, cheesy, shit-stain moustache. Mustang Asshole’s girlfriend is very impressed with Mustang Asshole, however knows no better because it’s the only guy she’s dated since childhood. Mustang Asshole often uses their Mustang as their Facebook or MySpace profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the car, and overlook their pubic hair transplants on their head. See Cigarette Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible asshole personality combinations.
I saw a whole heard of Mustang Assholes rubbing against each other stroking their egos. They must substitute horsepower for penis size.
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A person who uses their own incompetence and ignorance as a basis for insulting someone.
"You work out to compensate for not being enough."
"Actually, she's deaf, severely dyslexic and unemployed, and I don't want her to have to live off welfare... condescending asshole."
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A place that covers large amounts of land with greenery, uses lots of water to water it, and results in large numbers of assholes being present. In other words, a golf course.
"The CEO's spending the afternoon on the asshole farm."
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:) WOW! Everything is so smooth around here today! I wonder why?
:( Oh yeah!
There's a bowl of assholes upstairs today so now everyone can do their job.
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