jap attack

When a bunch of Japs (Jewish American Princesses) start bitching and complaining.

JAP 1: Oh my god its so hot here.
JAP 2: Im hungry
JAP 3: I lost my Evian water bottle
All three: I wanna go home
Shappy: Oh shit... hide! We have a jap attack on our hands!

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baseless attack

an argument that has nothing to support it. basically someone being a faggot for no reason

you're a faggot! that's not what your mom said to me last night. with the person being insulted being straight, this is a baseless attack

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Arse Attack!

To shove your fist inside someones asshole and pull out their intestine.

Person 1: Dude what did you do to her?

Person 2: Let me just say it was Arse Attack!

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Yak Attack

an aggressive form of fishing from a kayak resulting in a take no prisoners attitude.

David is normally a calm and mild mannered person during the day but once he takes his kayak out for a fishing trip, he transforms himself into a fish killer by going into "Yak Attack" mode.

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piss attack

A sudden and unstoppable need to piss. Usually due to booze.

Jimmy was so trashed, that when walking home from the bar he started pissing himself, yelled “piss attack”, whipped out his dick and pissed in the direction he was facing.

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back attack

when your back is hurting so damn much;
you feel like you're having a heart attack but it's a back attack!

"My f*cking back, i think i'm having a back attack!"

"my 67 year old grandfather was having a back attack when his cane fell"

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Heart Attacked

To be quietly and surreptitiously disposed of by means of high tech type poison or forced physiological shock which mimics or causes a heart attack or other type of natural cause for death.

After whistleblowing on the oil company's global price fixing scam, Julian Assange suddenly died, many believed that he was heart attacked.

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