August 1

This day gays are born but they’ve hot&cute AF probably gonna be famous and rich

Ohhh girl its august 1st are you famous yet

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august 23rd

National Sensual Blowjob day.

August 23rd is National Sensual Blowjob day: a day in which all men shall recieve pleasure from their partner by oral favors.

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august 17th

the day you fuck the fucking shit out of your girlfriends asshole

man: wanna try anal

girlfriend: whats today?
man: august 17th

girlfriend: fuck yes

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august 5

National barb day

Its August 5. Can you believe it's national barb day?

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August 14

national stupid bitch day
this holiday is celebrated for individuals who are:
tall
dye their hair constantly
cry daily
always on ft

“Hey when’s stupid bitch day?”
“It’s August 14th!”

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August 19

National Shrek is Superior and I am a simp for him day is August 19 (aka my birthday)

Guy 1: Bro do you know what today s?
Guy 2: No. What is today?
Guy 1: August 19 aka National Shrek is superior and I am a simp for him day.
Guy 2: I love Shrek!
Guy 1: You’re such a simp.

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August 8th

August 8th is national go out clubbing day

Let’s go clubbing on August 8th

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