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When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away
Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!
When trying to explain something to someone and they aren’t listening.
I kept trying to explain to Christian and he wasn’t listening, it’s like he was telling me I shit and walk away. No, I fucking wiped!!
When skeen means 'O.k Den' bt you want that person to go away beacuse of what they are saying is so bad so u tell them to 'Skeen Away'
'Hey guess what i fel over last week' 'Hey Jus Skeen Away'
Falling for a player's wing man. Derived from the expression, "swept away."
We spent many a night trance dancing at the Russian Lounge and talking briefly to the player regs. I saw right through them. I just want to dance in peace. But Katia, she always had time for idle conversation and Yuri's wingman, Sasha. She said she was swept away by his eyes. I say she was Winged Away by his charm. Yuri never had a chance.
I want to sit on a corner all day and watch anime Lewl
GO AWAY:(
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Me: Wtf
When you abandon your children because of your failing marriage and you get mad at your husband and so you pack up your bags and leave
She was running away after the fight but then she came back
Pull Away Pet Syndrome is a type of syndrome where YOU, yes, YOU are afraid of pets for the slightest things. For example, if a pet makes a weird sound or some sort of "growl" towards you. You will be USAIN BOLT for about 5 seconds and dart away. Extended time with these pets and learning to not be afraid, see their body signs, and act friendly and slow do help. It is definitely a curable syndrome but it CAN TAKE TIME!
Me: Oh yeah, Sienna's cat is here.
Sienna: Hey, -----! I hope the walk was good here, oh, and don't forget, my cat, Jeffrey will be hanging out with us! ▰˘◡˘▰
Jeffrey Da Cat: *makes some weird hissing sound without being angry and just looks at me*
Me: AUGHHYY!!!
CONSCIOUS: I may have Pull Away Pet Syndrome.
GOD: You indeed do..!