Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.
βDid you hear? Brandonβs getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.β
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Super annoying, has bad temper, gets no pussy
Meet as little as a new horns can't get girls cause he is a little pussy and gay. Sucks at every game ever made, such a monkey
At what the fuk is Brandon here for?
Brandon is a nigerian sped
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A white crack head that smokes weed and rides his skateboard everywhere
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A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!
9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden
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Brandon is typically a pale albino male that usually requires sun screen on a day with heat exceeding of 70 degrees. Legend says he has smoked enough weed that he has turned into a cartridge.
Hey man puts some sunscreen before you Brandon yourself
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Brandon is the fattest guy you will ever meet Brandon acts like an eboy he can not be trusted and is lazy
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Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks heβs some sort of smart ass. Heβs kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.
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