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bageled

stoned, baked,faded

after we smoked that joint we were both so bageled.

by Jimi James 70 June 27, 2020


Bageled

When a man's penis is too large, so you put a bagel around the base to prevent him from going too deep.

Girl, my new bf is too big, it hurt touch so I bageled him and that fixed it.

by Donald J. Drumpf August 28, 2021


Bageled

To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.

Tommy: where yall been?

Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!

by benjaminblanco September 15, 2021


NO Bagel

Tj

No bagel no bagel

by Person.0. November 23, 2018


bagel rash

A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.

Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.

Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:

- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.

person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.

by AlexTheNewGuy January 21, 2006


bagel dick

Where one shoves a bagel through their dick.

James just fucked the bagel, he has bagel dick!

by KungFoy November 13, 2017


crazy bagel

when a male nuts on a females face and spreads it like a face mask made of nut using his penis

wow that was one crazy bagel we did last night!

by flappyduck420 April 21, 2020