When you find something you think will be good, like a doughnut, but find that is actually a bagel.
"I pulled a chick last night Tom"
"I saw man! What was it like?"
"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
An obese females "vagina" or "pee-pee parts".
Spacie always be locked in the bathroom scrubbin her bagel in between guys.
Skinny white boy that loves to cream in crab game, he is also extremely racist
Hey see that fucker bagel over there?
Yeah he gon go get some newports
sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.
Tom-Dude were have you been?
Joe-I was fuckin bagels.
Tom-Fuckin B.
Joe-Why?
Tom-It has more holes.
Mary told her misbehaving students who were lying to her to stop it with the Buffalo Bagels.
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Originally found in the Carolinas, a Carolina Bagel Bite is inserting a Carolina reaper pepper into was vaginal cavity or rectum and eating the feces infested seeds for a stinky and spicy satisfaction.
Wow I love practicing the Carolina Bagel Bite with my the boys after Nelking.