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Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.
You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.
Someone who is very appreciated and cared about
I’ve been with her so long, she is my bagel
A sex toy used by hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Also, tasty food that makes my tummy happy.
Damn that hobo is really going all out on that bagel.
A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.
Goes well with avocado.
healthy donut
damn, that hobo is really going all out on that bagel. Must have run out of girls