chaotic bisexual

@/softiejeongi.n on instagram

this bitch is a chaotic bisexual

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Farm Fresh Bisexual

Another way of saying one is a goddamn bisexual. Originated from Cheryl Stardust's TikTok where she transforms herself into a queer Barbie. (It's me. I'm Cheryl Stardust.)

1. I'm having an iced coffee in my peasant blouse while listening to Halsey. I'm such a farm fresh bisexual.

2. You see that guy with the earrings, dyed hair, Vans, and rolled up jeans? Certified 100% farm fresh bisexual.

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gold star bisexual

A bisexual who has never had sex with the opposite gender (i.e bisexual man never had sex with a woman and vice-versa).

I'm a bisexual male, but I've never slept with a woman, so right now I'm a gold star bisexual.

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Bisexual sandwich

a small group of 2 or more bisexual males sitting in each other's laps while doing something together.

the 3 were in a bisexual sandwich while playing smash brothers at a library

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Semi-bisexual

Liking one gender thats outside male and female/ binary gender.

" mum, Im semi-bisexual "
"Oh? What gender?"
"Non-binary"

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big bad bisexual brad

A big burly man who runs like a dinosaur with wide hips, thick ankles, and a low centre gravity. He loves to wear yoga pants to football games and always has 8 pounds of jell in his hair. He owns a humpy bike and Lynryd Skynyrd records, he likes to bake cakes instead of going camping. He prefers Strawberry Tackerys and Margeritas instead of a nice cold beer like real men. He likes to care for the environment in his little Nissan Leaf while other real men are driving trucks.

“Oh my god look at Big Bad Bisexual Brad, he’s blocking !”

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ur uncle bisexual

More powerful than 'ur mom gay' or 'ur dad lesbian'.

Person 1: ur mom gay

Person 2: ur dad lesbian

Person 1: ur uncle bisexual

Person 2: oOf

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