a comfy ass thing that goes to heaven and lives a good life
girl:I LOVE BLANKETS
boy: ME TOO!
A veil of safety, maybe? Maybe a shield, to protect you from ghosts. Nobody really knows what it is, but all we know is that it protects you. It's also great at warming you.
I will protecc myself... with this BLANKET!!!!!!
A word to describe someone who is a 100% top and can't bottom under any circumstance, they must be in control in the bedroom at all times.
"Jesus dude, your girlfriend is such a blanket. I'm honestly concerned for your dick."
Basically another word for jank or repulsive.
That's blanket.
Bro, stop being blanket
Heaven thing that protects you from monsters blyat
When I turn off the lights monsters can't see me through blanket
It’s a like a towel but warmer and fuzzier and when you cover your entire body with it except you face murderers and monsters are powerless because of the protection of the blanket and it’s force field.
Dude 1: wow it’s scary here
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters
Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
A soft piece of cloth that is home to many introverts and extroverts alike. It gives a sense of comfort no matter where you are at (unless we are talking about mud and rain). It makes you feel so comfy that you wish you can bring it everywhere you go, but too bad sometimes teachers say no : ( .
Texter 1:"Take your blanket to school day"
*sends Be_Jealous PNG
Texter 2: "I wish my school celebrated such a holiday"
Texter 3: "Don't worry the teacher will confiscated it any moment now"
Texter 1 cries as blanket is taken away