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The inability of a person to find what they're looking for in the fridge. Most commonly found in males, however it can appear in females as well.
Honey, can you help me find the milk? I've got a serious case of male refrigerator blindness.
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The type of cum needed to perform a "Bernie Madoff"
Just blind sauce that bitch and take her money!
If you don't wabt all of your money taken you better avoid getting blind sauce in your eyes.
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to ignore something and pretend you do not see it
I told him the truth but he just wanted to turn a blind eye!
Like snow blinded, except with no snow, just a fine piece of ass.
Joe: Hey, did you get problem 12?
Zach: (silent)
Joe: Dude?
Zach: Oh sorry, I was BB, what did you say?
Joe: You're Booty Blinded (BB) a lot, it's becoming a problem...
When you go on a blind date only to find that your date is actually blind.
Met my date at the restaurant. Damn, another blind bitch. FML the fixed blind date has got me again!
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A band that has become rather confused, seeming to think that we exist in a world filled with dragons and trolls. Generally, the lyrics won't make sense to you unless you play hours of Dungeons & Dragons every day.
When I listen to Blind Guardian I want to pillage a kingdom and rub my balls on King Arthur's chin.
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Where a male, in the possibility of getting pussy, makes stupid irrational decisions that he would not usually have made while in a right state of mind.
Also known as BGS.
I started going out with this crazy girl because she asked me to go out with her right before i stuck it in her. I totally had blind gina syndrome at the time.
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