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i know it's a phrase, but it's another name for the chode. basically, find your anus and then move forward til you get to your genitals, then that space between the two-- that's the fleshy land bridge. it's like nirvana on your anatomy.
Dude, she and i were making out, and she totally touched my fleshy land bridge.
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The dropping/drooping and loss of the pelvic floor muscle (between the vagina and the anus); plainly, the older lady's/too many sprogs/big fat lady condition of vaginal muscle tightness; collapsed cunt snatch control;
(Collapsed Biffins Bridge/Biffins Bridge Collapse)
Ooh look her biffins bridge's collapsed - patently obvious when a woman is wearing a bikini!
Cilla Black in tights!
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Refers to the unfortunate moment when a lady bounces off her partners eggplant & miscues on her way down... Resulting in the man’s once epic boner folding under the mighty weight of her gooch like a bad poker hand. AKA: A man’s worst inter-coital nightmare. Welcome to the ER bud
“The doctor told me I can’t crank it for the next two weeks, after she accidentally hit me with the Jungle Bridge Jackhammer.”
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Variation of the expression "Beer under the bridge", however typically applies to two or more girls who have had too much wine and get into childish, irrational fights.
My girlfriend went on a girls' night out Friday and they all had too much wine. She came home hammered and was crying about some sort of ridiculous argument on the colour of some girl's dress. I said to her "forget about it, it's wine under the bridge".
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Tall chick from Russia who follows around a pack of chicks who don't have the heart to tell her off
Guy 1: awww shit it's coming again
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The Siberian Bridge Troll
Guy 2: aww shit nuggets
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if two girls eiffel tower a dude, the girl that is sitting on the dude's face is in reverse cowgirl orientation. not sure if you've ever tried this but your nose ends up too close to her ass and there isn't much to do from back there besides tongue-bang her. so flip that girl around by 180 degrees so she's in cowgirl orientation. much better for eating her out but now the girls can't high-five. however, the girl on your face can reach back for a low five from the girl on your dick or they can even hold hands this way, resembling the suspension on a bridge.
these two girls wanted to eiffel tower me but i showed 'em how to George Washington Bridge instead.
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The Golden Gate Bridge is a variation of the Wobbly H and the Eiffel Tower. 5 people - Guy banging bent over girl from behind while she performs oral on the man in the middle. The man in the middle also receives a rusty trombone from the girl on the other side, whilst she is being banged from behind by the guy on the guy on the end. The man in the middle exchanges high fives with the guys on the ends, over the backs of the 2 ladies, thus making a golden gate bridge appearance.
Master P, Jay and P-Rod pulled a Golden Gate Bridge over Pinky and Kelly.
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