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It’s a syndrome that people who aren‘t british are mostly diagnosed by, where they randomly start speaking british, or feeling like they want to speak british for the whole day. British Attacks is when you suddenly start speaking british or saying british slangs randomly.
Jake: “Look at this picture my girl sent me, isn’t she cute?”
Brandon: “yunno fam yo girl is leng icl”
Jake: “ you’re having british attacks again.. 😐”
Brandon: “its the British Syndrome innit”
Big British
Big British are those senior workers who bully foreigners same times keeping modesty as they own it.
On October 28th it's national British people day!! wish your British friends a great British person day.
"Oi its national British person day today chav, your personal day"
"Yes my fellow American, thank you"
When a group of British men bum you til you break.
Bumped into those British blokes last night, they gave me a proper broken British bumming
When a guy is blue balled for a few days and when he came it flys out and explodes on the back of he/she’s throat
It’s called the British bazooka cause I did it and I’m British
Guy 1: how was the girl from the club last night
Guy 2: it was amazing she gave head and we finished with a British bazooka
A 69 under water usually in a pool, the longer you stay under water the better.
1st guy:"Jack did a British Jackson with Ellen."
2nd guy:"Oh really, for how long?"
1st guy:"56 seconds."
2nd guy:"Wow!"
did you see that girl she was very nice but very short “i think she might be a british leyla id watch out”