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brown brow

Brown-Brow: Brown-brow is the result of someone having fecal matter smeared across their forehead in the typical "unibrow" fashion.

My brother Jonathan pissed me of so I gave him a brown brow.

by jwhembree February 19, 2009


Brown Zebra

When your runny poop sticks to half the toilet bowl, creating brown and white strips like a zebra hide

After Clarissa had Taco Bell, she went to the zoo and added a Brown Zebra to their facilities

by Plattimus July 19, 2020


house brown

Drives clunker erratically and has receding hairline. Enjoys intercourse with a cantaloupe.

Did you see that clunker? Must be house brown

by housebrown9 November 17, 2014


Brown Doily

Butt hole, anus, raisin pie, dirty ballon knot, winking knot hole.

Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!

or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.

by Damandan October 29, 2010


Cold Brown

Where you take a shit in a walk in freezer.

Bro, I came in to work yesterday and someone left a Cold Brown.

by SmallChiliDog April 20, 2022


brown goblin

a person who shits in mysterious places but can never be caught in the act of doing so.

i hope we catch that brown goblin before he strikes again.

by blockrader August 31, 2009


Brown Wine

The act of farting in a glass and admiring its fragrance like a fine wine, generally enjoyed by yuppies and smug people, particularly those called Alan (pronounced Al-lain)

Guy A- Hi, Alan isn't it?
Guy B- Actually its pronounced Al-lain
Guy A- Right, sorry AL- LAIN, would you like red or white wine?
Guy B- I'll just take an empty glass, I fancy a brown wine today *Ppprrrrppp!!!*

by paggywaggygumdrops March 25, 2020