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A command given to a female with a large buttocks telling them to make their ass clap, also used to define the action of slapping a females buttocks.
You:Clap dem cheeks, slut!
Slut:*clapping of buttocks*
You: Oh yeah! I'mma make dem cheeks clap girl!*Profuse slapping of females buttocks ensues.
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While sitting, tilt to your left and fart.
Pedro snuck in a right cheek sneak during todays meeting and cleared the room.
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A George Carlin joke: You lift one butt cheek and muscle out a small fart. It would usually sound weak, unless you powerhouse it. Best for church.
Kid: Oh man *lifts one cheek and lets out a small fart*
Preacher: mmmm, sweet Jesus.
AFTER CHURCH
Kid: I call that one the one cheek sneak.
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that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders
joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over
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When you stick your cock really far up someone's ass and then pull in and push out so hard it makes a clapping noise.
I wish i was clapping someone's cheeks right now.
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This is basically the same meaning as "Kiss my ass." This phrase is pretty much an extension of that phrase with rearranging and an extra word.
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i got a left, middle and right one
Do you have ass cheeks? yes they are my ass cheeks haha
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