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Last night I smacked my Colin Norred.
The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
If you look this up you're gay
Colin Boon is the greatest human to ever live. I heard he once killed a mouse in a science experiment, that eventually saved the world. But we all mourn the mouse.
Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.
When someone does or says something so astronomically stupid, it makes everyone around them question their mental state
Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who put his headset mic so far down his throat that he threw up?
Person 2: Yeah that was some of the most idiotic shit I’ve ever seen.
Person 1: Colin moment!
A guy who is confused about his sexuality and doesn't know when it's time to take the diaper off. Very immature and blames everyone else for his actions. If you want a man baby then this is your guy.
Don't be like Colin Driscoll!
The most handsomest funniest sweetest man ever. he’s the most fun to be around, cutest looks and personality. Everyone loves him so much including me. his hair is beatiful but not as beatiful as his eyes. when you look at him you would instantly fold.
guy 1: “hey bro did u see colin sargents fat ass”
guy 2: “not yet but i’m hard thinking about it”