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Cooking with the full kitchen

Crossed past the point of no return, you are not just baked, you own the full kitchen. You starred on food network. You BEAT Bobby Flay.

Julia was cooking with the full kitchen when she smashed her toenails clean off with a desk chair and was hysterically laughing.

by plantlord69 July 12, 2019


Cook good bacon

Used at McDonald’s to describe someone that is very stupid and unskilled. Cooking bacon is the simplest thing to do, and “cook good bacon” is code word for someone that is stupid and can only do the most simple chores. It’s meant as a very derogatory statement.

Standing in front of the new person, the manager told her that she cook good bacon and the new person said thank you, not knowing it was a dig at her for being stupid.

by ShellyH June 21, 2018


Cook Your Rice

An euphemism for engaging in cunnilingus with cocaine under the performers tongue.

I’m going to cook your rice, Samantha.

by The Only Moose May 26, 2021

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Kristy Lee Cook

American Idol Season 7 contestant. Complete and total hotness. Can't sing worth a damn, but she is hot.

Damn! Kristy Lee Cook can't sing worth shit, but I want to put my penis in her mouth.

by Bombguy March 22, 2008

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Sir Robyn of Cooke

Robin Cook's name if he had lived a couple of hundred years ago.

"Good morrow, Sir Robyn of Cooke!"
"Good morrow!"

by Soiled Undergarment August 14, 2003

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cook your noodle

To tantalize someone's senses. When you want to show or tell someone something that will impress them or cause them to become exuberant.

Just wait Bob, this video will really cook your noodle.

by The_Siegy April 1, 2014

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rat's cooking

Referencing the movie Ratatouille, this refers to food that is so good that the rat chef from the movie Remy made it.

Wow, this food is so good it's rat's cooking!

by R3Ked February 1, 2020

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